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Archive for 2008/05


Bump day?

This week, my uterus is all kinds of popping up and out of my pelvis. It ain’t just bloat anymore, baby!
This is just in time for Baskin Robbins Bump Day, which I will not be participating in. You might notice that this offer is only good in certain states, of which Maryland is [...]

Things That I Don’t Care For

Eternal dislikes: 

Daylight Savings Time
Mushrooms
Artificial sweeteners
Open wounds
Pus
Mucous
Meat in aspic
Lotions and soaps that smell like candy
Washing dishes
Getting out of bed
Soda
The Mall
Wearing a bra

Recently acquired dislikes:

Pregnancy hormones
Red meat
Ice cream
Dairy
Scrambled eggs
Marinara sauce
Showering
Carrying things
Walking faster than a slow crawl
Minty foods and candies
Salad (comes and goes)
Being nekkid
Going braless

 
 

Thanks

So thanks for your kind thoughts and stuff. Pregnancy sux, so far, and niceness goes a long ways with me these days. Makes me all teary, even. I got a little care package in the mail from a friend and bust into tears because it was just so thoughtful.
I was all set [...]